Hi, I'm Charly Coombes, Gaz and Rob's little brother, you might remember me from such bands as the 22-20's.  Due to unforeseen circumstances I'm standing in for Bob on this tour and running my hands all over Bob's organ parts.

Hi, I'm Loz Colbert, you might remember me from bands such as Ride and The Animal House. Danny's staying at home for this tour to have himself a baby so I'm keeping his stool warm and beating his skins with a pair of my sticks. Fnarrrrrrr

The evil gothic tower looms over the bus park		Bike's must stop		Demps consults the menu on-line for breakfast		|Nuts!
What can one say but, Amsterdam		Is that Danny sitting in a drunken heap on the pavement?		He's certainly looking a bit rough		Nothing left to the imagination here
		The kid try's his new fangled hearing aid