The TOUR BUS EXPLAINED

1. GM FRUIT. Genetically modified fruit prevents any attempt at healthy eating during the tour. The only alternative is microwaved "hot pockets" and ancient fun size Hershey bars.

2. The TELLY. The audio/visual entertainment centre is one of the few ways of maintaining sanity on a moving tour bus. Without one, the band and crew would be forced to look out of the windows and take in the real world.

3.CB. An invaluable tool for passing incomprehensible information at incredible volumes 4. The LAPTOP. The throbbing nerve centre of all things monkey and basket. Remember, laptop is your only friend on the road.

5. The BUNGAY KID. Seen here relaxing in his natural habitat, with what I hope is a football in his lap. 

 

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